my gift!

all i want for christm.....hang on

all i want for x-m.....wait

all i want for the holidays....that can't be right

you know what...fuck all that...what i want is to be able to drive down the street and see "CHRISTMAS TREES FOR SALE HERE" not some silly ass sign that says "holiday trees" when what they should say is "holiday trees, we hope we didn't offend you, please buy from our pathetic asses" ... if you're offended by "christmas trees" then you're probably not gonna buy one any damn way, so get over it...christmas trees are a stupid tradition, just the thought of them makes me stop and say to myself, "damn, that's some stupid shit" .. but why change anything about any tradition (no matter how insignificant and retarded) because someone who doesn't even follow in that tradition doesn't like it? FUCK THEM! and by the way....

all i want for CHRISTmas is to truly know that i already have everything i need